The Glistening Republic of Enduring Kallipolis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elio I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.432 billion Kallipolisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eliopia. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Enduring Kallipolisian economy, worth 102 trillion Eurelios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 29,967 Eurelios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and some Enduring Kallipolisian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enduring Kallipolis's national animal is the Hungry Hungry Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elioism.

Enduring Kallipolis is ranked 253,658^th in the world and 6,212^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 1.69 flags saluted per person per day.